Isaiah M Thomas

This website is built with the sole intent of entertaining family, friends, would-be friends, total strangers (who might be potential employers!) who have at least a sense of humor...

 Although this might be seen as sexist remark from me, this is something I have noticed and it is written in good faith. I feel I owe a duty to humanity to let my brothers (and sisters who may not be overly reactive and slow!) in on these thoughts to ensure their continued perticipation in the genetic pool. This article wil remain here for a period of one week only.

NEVER attribute logical thought processes to women. Men think, women feel - it's really that simple! Trying to find a reason why a woman says or does something is as pointless as trying to find a straight line in a circle. Evolution is an economical process, and had no need to install the capacity for rational thought in women. Any action which required problem solving was the role of the man in Mother Nature's plan. Tragically, the logical mind cannot accept a contradiction, and women are full of contradictions. Therefore, any concerted attempt by a man to understand a woman is bound to end in one (or all) of the following;

A. Serious mental illness
B. Divorce
C. Celibacy
D. Suicide

Sadly, women spend their entire lives looking for reasons, this is as pitiable as a blind man seeking to understand the concept of color, and as pitiable as a man trying to understand a woman. Nature's cruel joke!

 Once again, I am not trying to be insensitive.

You Can Navigate my website in either of the following ways: You can click on the links at the top of this page to open the pages that might interest you in the order that most fits your mood (I am not trying to be insensitive!), OR... I'm sorry. Is there possibly another way?